FATHER RILEY AND VARIOUS PARTY GOERS:
  
  CATHOLIC GIRLS
  WITH A TINY LITTLE MUSTACHE
  CATHOLIC GIRLS
  DO YOU KNOW HOW THEY GO?
  CATHOLIC GIRLS
  IN THE RECTORY BASEMENT
  FATHER RILEY'S A FAIRY
  BUT IT DON'T BOTHER MARY
  
  CATHOLIC GIRLS
  AT THE CYO
  CATHOLIC GIRLS
  DO YOU KNOW HOW THEY GO?
  CATHOLIC GIRLS
  THERE CAN BE NO REPLACEMENT
  HOW DO THEY GO, AFTER THE SHOW?
  
  JOE:
  
  ALL THE WAY
  THAT'S THE WAY THEY GO
  EVERY DAY
  AND NONE OF THEIR MAMAS EVER SEEM TO KNOW
  HIP-HIP-HOORAY
  FOR ALL THE CLASS THEY SHOW
  THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A CATHOLIC GIRL
  AT THE CYO
  WHEN THEY LEARN TO BLOW...
  
  FATHER RILEY:
  
  THEY'RE LEARNING TO BLOW
  ALL THE CATHOLIC BOYS!
  
  MARY:
  
  WARREN CUCCURULLO...
  
  FATHER RILEY:
  
  CATHOLIC BOYS!
  
  MARY:
  
  KINDA YOUNG, KINDA WOW!
  
  FATHER RILEY:
  
  CATHOLIC BOYS!
  
  MARY:
  
  VINNIE COLAIUTA...
  
  CHORUS:
  
  WHERE ARE THEY NOW?
  DID THEY ALL TAKE THE VOW?
  
  FATHER RILEY:
  
  CATHOLIC GIRLS!
  
  WARREN:
  
  CARMENITA SCARFONE!
  
  FATHER RILEY:
  
  CATHOLIC GIRLS!
  
  OFFICER BUTZIS:
  
  HEY! SHE GAVE ME VD!
  
  FATHER RILEY:
  
  CATHOLIC GIRLS!
  
  WARREN:
  
  TONI CARBONE!
  
  CHORUS:
  
  WITH A TONGUE LIKE A COW
  SHE COULD MAKE YOU GO WOW!
  
  JOE:
  
  VD VOWDY VOOTIE
  RIGHT AWAY
  THAT'S THE WAY THEY GO
  EVERY DAY
  WHENEVER THEIR MAMAS TAKE THEM TO A SHOW
  MATINEE
  PASS THE POPCORN PLEASE
  THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A CATHOLIC GIRL
  WITH HER HAND IN THE BOX
  WHEN SHE'S ON HER KNEES
  
  LARRY:
  
  SHE WAS ON HER KNEES,
  MY LITTLE CATHOLIC GIRL
  
  CHORUS:
  
  IN A LITTLE WHITE DRESS
  CATHOLIC GIRLS
  THEY NEVER CONFESS
  CATHOLIC GIRLS
  I GOT ONE FOR A COUSIN
  I LOVE HOW THEY GO
  SO SEND ME A DOZEN
  CATHOLIC GIRLS
  OOOOOOH!
  CATHOLIC GIRLS
  OOOOOOH!
  (ETC.)
  
  CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER:
  
  THIS IS THE CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...
  JOE HAD A GIRL FRIEND NAMED MARY.
  SHE USED TO GO THE CHURCH CLUB EVERY WEEK.
  THEY'D MEET EACH OTHER THERE
  HOLD HANDS
  AND THINK PURE THOUGHTS
  BUT ONE NIGHT, AT THE SOCIAL CLUB MEETING
  MARY DIDN'T SHOW UP...
  SHE WAS SUCKING COCK BACKSTAGE AT THE ARMORY
  IN ORDER TO GET A PASS
  TO SEE SOME BIG ROCK GROUP FOR FREE...